"John Alejandro King" (aka "The Covert Comic") Claims to be a CIA Officer Targeted by the CIA for His "Tasteless" Poetry

 
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For Immediate Release
Contact: John Alejandro King
covertcomic@yahoo.com
 

Executive Summary:  The following Press Release is background.  The subsequent poem - which has been mailed to dozens of devoted high school students around the US - is why this CIA officer is in SERIOUS trouble with CIA Security.
 

Washington DC, 24 October 2002 – A CIA officer has published his own website containing CIA humor and controversial material about the DC Sniper and other topics, to the apparent consternation of CIA officials.  The site, which is called "The Covert Comic" pokes fun at the CIA, the FBI, and conspiracy theories while claiming to donate all profits to Amnesty International and food banks to help the poor.

An Agency official contacted by journalists acknowledged that The Covert Comic web site is the work of a real CIA employee.  The same official denied reports that the employee has been targeted for retaliation by the CIA for publishing the site.

Previously Agency officials have characterized jokes in The Covert Comic web site as "tasteless."

Agency officials had no comment regarding the CIA officer’s claim - believed to be a joke - that he assassinated President John F. Kennedy.

The Covert Comic is the alias of real CIA officer John Alejandro King.
 

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Preface: The following poem has been censored by, at last count, approximately seventy million high schools in the USA alone. (Note: I can both confirm and deny that the phrases ‘dangerous organisms,’ ‘dangerous toxins derived from dangerous organisms,’ and ‘live and work for peace,’ have more than one meaning).
 
 

How to Make a Biological Weapon

by John Alejandro King (aka The Covert Comic)

Step One: Acquire dangerous organisms, and/or dangerous toxins derived from dangerous organisms.

(Note: Be careful! Don’t hurt anybody! Live and work for peace!)

Step Two: Seal the dangerous organisms, and/or dangerous toxins derived from dangerous organisms, safely in a container.

(Note: Be careful! Don’t hurt anybody! Live and work for peace!)

Step Three: Attach the container (containing the dangerous organisms, and/or dangerous toxins derived from dangerous organisms) to a dissemination device (such as a high explosive – though I strongly advise against it).

(Note: Be careful! Don’t hurt anybody! Live and work for peace!)

Step Four: Congratulations, you now have a biological weapon.

(Note: For God’s sake, be careful! Don’t hurt anybody!  Live and work for peace!)

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